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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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