- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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