a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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