why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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your social life.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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