- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Where's the dick??? east

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Your mother is average.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why is the ground wet It rained

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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