what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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