When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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I regret everything.....

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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