- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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