A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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