A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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