why did the boy die? because he got shot

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Nice belt.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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