Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Potassium? K.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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