- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Moo! I'm a goat!

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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