- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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