- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Do you like fishsticks No

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats black and white? a zebra

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

whats one plus one penis

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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