Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Potassium? K.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

your mom

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Do you love me? No.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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