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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Seven

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

long in the tooth!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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