What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Safe sex MR

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Where's my tractor?

Women's rights

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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