What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Xzibit

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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