What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Obamacare

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Anti Joke

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