- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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