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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Mormons having fun.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's white and gluey Glue

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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