- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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