- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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