Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

pauls tuck

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

chuck norris

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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