A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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The MLS

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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