- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

no pun intended

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Sixty... eight

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

lewis ya baggy fuck

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