Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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