- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A Jew walks into Macy's

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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