What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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The WPGA tour

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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