Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

The Game.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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