- Anti Joke

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

everybody loves raymond

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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