a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Y u do dis?

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Hail Heetluh

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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