- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Your adopted.....

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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