- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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