5 people are walking

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Anti Joke

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