- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Sarah Palin

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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