- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

You will not press the like button.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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