One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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