- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Is maynaise an instrument?

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

My mum is called Steve

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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