What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

You're tall.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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