Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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