When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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my gramma died

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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women's rights

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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