Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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