What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What's the deal with brown?

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Burp

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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