- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What you reading? reading?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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