Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

fava beans

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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