- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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