OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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so the weather's nice...

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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