- Anti Joke

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why did joe drown ? he had no arms